Preparing for what’s to come is one of the best ways to enjoy the future. The future is full of both the known and the unknown, but one thing that is bound to happen is the zombie apocalypse. There is plenty of evidence to support a zombie apocalypse, and just because most of the evidence comes from cinema doesn’t mean it’s any less relevant. What is relevant is whether or not you decide to prepare for what’s surely to come.
The best way to start preparing for the apocalypse is to consider what is important now because those same things that are important now will be important then. For example, if skin care is important to you now, it will surely matter in the future. Even if there aren’t any normal humans to date, you will want to have nice skin to impress any zombie you may be interested in.
Zombies Will Care About How Nice Your Skin Looks
It can be assumed that zombies will care about the condition of your skin, particularly because of the fact they won’t have normal skin anymore. How much more important, then, will it be that a zombie find a human who takes good care of his or her skin? A zombie will most assuredly look for a partner who will be a yin to his or her yang, and a human with good skin will provide that complimentary balance in the relationship.
Where to Find Skin Products
Although much plant life may have been destroyed in the apocalyptic destruction, you can count on zombies producing the finest in skin products at local zombie spas. Because of their fascination with the beauty of human skin, zombies will search high and low for vitamin E and aloe vera to ensure your skin can remain moist and smooth. The best part about going to a zombie spa is getting your treatments done for free. In fact, most zombies will likely pay to give you a facial treatment because of their fascination with your skin. Any of the laser treatments you have to pay thousands of dollars for now will be available to you through zombie practitioners, only the practitioners will have to pay you a thousand dollars per area they wish to work on. In this sense, the zombie apocalypse will truly be a wonderful time in history.
If You Have Skin, You Will Be Loved
In our society today, unless you have perfect skin, you probably aren’t beloved. That won’t be so in the zombie apocalypse era. Even those people with acne and scars will be loved and worshipped for the appearance of their skin. All that matters is that you are willing to let the zombies occasionally maintain your skin for optimal appearance. Because of their obsession with human skin, zombies will hope that one day their efforts to improve human skin quality will lead to breakthroughs in enhancing zombie skin. If you are tired of spending time and money on your skin, you can look forward, with an eye of faith, to the zombie apocalypse–that is when you can rest from all your skin cares. That is when you can enjoy being pampered like a king or queen.
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Peter Wendt is a writer and researcher working out of Austin, Texas. For readers who are interested in avoiding long lines at a zombie skin care clinic, he recommends checking out a dermatology clinic for the living such as California Skin Institute of Daly City, CA.